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Tuesday, April 6

Poop Times 3


This is how I feel after watching a Steven Nerderbergh movie.
Steven Nerderbergh is taking over as director for the Che Guevara biopic, starring Benico Del Taco. He'll be replacing maverick Terrence Malick, who directs a movie about every 17 years. Whatever you do Mr. Nederbergh, please don't make your movie in 63 different colors ala Trafffick, give yer butt-buddy George Clooney a role, or let Julia Roberts boobs near the set. I wonder if ex-Rage Against the Machine frontman, Zack de la Roachclip, will contribute to the score. He loves the Che and revolution. He also loves to make suburbian teens really irate about American society for no reason. I'm sure they're all more than happy already with their pimped-out Lexuseses and Duke scholarships. Zack, let me people go!!

In other poop related messes, there's a website out there dedicated to the Toilets of the World. It covers everything from biblical dump holes (no, not Veterans Stadium) to the in out-houses of tomorrow.

And the winner of the 1st Annual "Why Didn't I Come Up With That Name First" Award goes to the punk rock group Endangered Feces! Congrats boys. You'll now have 2 more hits on your website than before!!