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Wednesday, April 28

These Three Things Have Nothing In Common


Kangaroos, your new best friends
- The Beastie Boys along with D-12 and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (btw, when was screaming considered music?) will perform at next month's MTV Movie Awards. I heard a sneaky peaky of the Boys' new single, "Ch-Check It Out" on some awful MTV show last nite and it sounded tre wicked like Trey Wingo's name. You can even download the song thru iTunes already. And according to Scott Stereogum (Happy B-day btw), los Beasties may be the musical guests on May 8th's SNL. Don't call it a comeback or a humpback!

- Awful at giving hand jobs? This animated guide is here to help! Not that I need the help. If HJs were an Olympic sport, I'd be Mark Spitz, complete with shady 70's mustache. HJ Link via the Zack Attack.

- Finally, when your kangaroo Lulu saves your life, she should be rewarded, not awarded, right? It's all going to go to her head. Next thing she'll date William Hung, they'll break up and then he'll do a cover version of "You're So Vain." Lulu, you probably think this song is about you.