These People Were Born
1870 - OG commie, Vladimir "VI Warshawski" Lenin
1899 - author/pedophile, Vladimir "VI Warshawski" Nabokov
1904 - the subject of Jonah's college history paper, J. Robert Oppenheimer "Funds"
1923 - King of TV nepotism, Aaron Spelling "Bee"
1926 - Mrs. Garrett, Charlotte Rae "Dawn Chong"
1937 - Jack "Can I Borrow A" Nicholson
1950 - Peter Frampton "Comes Alive"
1967 - a wrapped in plastic prom queen, Sheryl Lee "Jeans"
1977 - super smiley journalist, Chillary G
Gave the world Tori and 90210.
Can't win em all.
And This Shit Happened
1509 - Henry VIII ascends to the throne of England after the death of his father.
VI biznicthes later, still no male heir.
1864 - The United States Congress passes the Coinage Act of 1864, which mandates that the inscription "In God We Trust" needs to be placed on all coins minted as US currency. It replaced the popular phrase of the time, "Wees Hate Black Peoples."
1914 - Baltimore Orioles' Babe Ruth, age 19, pitches his first professional game. He eventually gets sold like a slave to the Yankees and the rest is baseball history. Too bad the same success has eluded O's traitor Mike Boosina. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG's!!!
1970 - First Earth Day celebrated. Who cares, Earth is so 5 minutes ago. Right
Jessica Shaw?
1978 - The Blues Brothers make their first appearance on
Saturday Night Live. They mos def made their last appearance in 1998's
Blues Brothers 2000. YIKES!!
The only thumbs up this movie would ever see
