These People Were Born
1452 - triple threat, Leonardo da "Shiz Nit" Vinci
1811 - Siamese twins, Chang and Eng "Lish" Bunker
1843 - an author with two first names, Henry James
1889 - a muralist with "hart", Thomas Hart Benton
1894 - 1st sista of soul, Bessie "Owens" Smith
1951 - helpful hints from, "Go Straight to" Heloise
1966 - bonerrific, Samantha "20th Century" Fox
1990 - Hermione Granger! High Voltage, Emma "elementary my dear" Watson
It's a bit to early to start countin' down Emma's legality.
And This Shit Happened
1912 - The Titanic sinks. Leo's body is frozen until the cure to death can be found. He's stored in Arizona next to Ted Williams.
1924 - Rand McNally publishes its first road atlas.
The Next Day - People start to think that Rand's name is really "Random McNally"
1983 - Tokyo Disneyland opens. Donald Duck is replaced by
Kikkoman.
Show you, show me.
