As mentioned in Coachella Hellz Yealla So Much To Tella Lets Spread On The Nutella Part I, the coolest dog in the world lives next to Queen Letifah:
BERT!!
Bert rocks. Not only cause he's droopy, breathes louder than me, has an inverted eyelid, eats pigs ears, and lives with two of the nicest peoples evs (Perry & Julia), but because he's a crazy diehard
Redskins fan. And what superpet wouldn't be? Bert is also so mad crazy famous that they named
the chili at Waffle House in his honor. Big mudder f-in thanks to P & J for the pics!!
