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Wednesday, May 5

Sir Links A Lot


Did you know that Smokey The Bear gots himself a website? Did you know that he's also gay? Stop winking at me and put out some damn fires!!




Posters. Posters. Posters. Posters. Cool-Ass Posters.






My sister will be pleased. Her favorite product Nut Poppers, by the fine people of Planters, is all the rage.




The Charlatans (aka The Charlatans UK) are back! On May 17th TCUK release their shlong awaited follow-up to the eggsalad Wonderland (eerily released on September 11, 2001), with Up At The Lake. Shit gonna be mad ill yo!




My alter-ego, and part-time lover, Michael Palin turns a 61 today. Big UPs to Jo-Ill-nah-na for the heads up.




The picture you see here is exactly what you think it is. Some loser rich kids playing a human version of Pac Man in the Washington Square Park hiz-area. The next "game" is this Saturday, the 8th at noon. Good thing it's Mumsy's Day (for the best mumsy ever) and I'll be Cockville, MD bound and gaged.


Finally...

Friends, you suck.
I hope the modern sitcom dies with you.