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Wednesday, May 26

"The Sky Is Falling"

24 is the best show ever
that's divisible by 8!!

Why?

Cause Tony Almeida is the MAN!!
no seriously, he's the MAN!!
He'd sell out his country for his wife
That's true love folks

And cause Chase got speared in 1990's
version of Lord of the Flies
give this guy a hand!!
And now he's missing a hand too!!

And cause when Jack Bauer needs
something he gets it NOW!!!
read this caption NOW!!
And the dude breathes heavier than
James Earl Jones with a stuffed nose

And cause Jo Boo and his disciple
President Palmer will not seek a second term!
do u think he still misses Corbin Bernsen?

That leaves the race wide open
for the following candidates:

- Pedro of Napoleon Dynamite fame
- Peabs and The Coz on the Obvs Platform
- and the Ralph Nader/DB Woodside ticket

At least I won't have to see this face
on my telly for at least another year


# "The Sky Is Falling"