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Friday, June 4

Czech Mate

what you looking at?
- How's this for unoriginality. Seems that the kid's head who's the logo for Thigh Wide Shut does double duty over at this other blog. And it appears that that dude's been doing this thang longer than I have. Does this mean I should replace the kid's head with something else? Please, I need yer feedbag feedback more than ever. [Sad info passed along via Sacramento is the New New York]

- This site doesn't reek of shit, it just talks about it. Welcome to 365 Dumps: A year in the life of this my colon, one dump at a time. And here's another random one: How Old Do You Think I Am? [Links via Zach de la Roachclip]

- What's more pointless than a shot-by-shot remake of Psycho? A cover of the Go-Go's "Our Lips Are Sealed" by Hilary and Haylie Duff for the new shitpick A Cinderella Story. Hilary, take some time away from being a diva and add an f-in extra "l" to yer name already!!

- I figured it was time we all czech up on the bestest dog ever, Bert:

Sit Ubu, sit!  Good dog.
[Pic via J Warner Sisters]

And please don't confuse
Bert with the RCA Dog
his favorite artist is Snoop Dogg.  Bovs

- Hey, did you hear that Anus Butt got arrested? And czech out this Czech bizatch from the Chex Mix Republic. [Links via Popbitch]

- No more bovsing on my effing tees since 56 A.D.??? Could this be possible? Sayeth it aint so Peabs.

all your boobs are belong to us
- Lohan explosion 2004 continues. Looks like Ms. THANG may lend her talents to some flick called Fashionistas and a big screen version of I Dream of Jeannie. And if her people like my script enuff, hopefully she'll sign on for Riders of Lohan. I'm the new McG, cept I'm not Irish and I don't McSuck.