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Thursday, June 3

Welcome To The TerrorDome

they look so thrilled
- The Olsen twits' attempt at individualism hit another snag in the road. They requested to have separate stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but were snubbed. Their punishment? Being placed next to Britney Spears' star.

- A PA bastard invented a wife, claimed she died in the WTC 9/11 attacks, and then collected some cheddar on her behalf. Well, the dude is now facing 2 to 7 in the big house. F-in jacka$$.

- What happens when DW Griffith meets DJ Spooky? It looks a little something like dis. Rebirth of a Nation hits Lincoln Center July 23.

- Sportscaster Warner Wolf is loved by no one and now he's jobless... again. Lets not go to the videotape.

- Danny Newbs has finally visited another country outside of America besides Mexico. Czech out his report from the Disneyworld for adults: Amsterdam.

- Who has the best body in France? Yep, Ludivine Sagnier (NSFW). [Link via Cefizzle]

- Lycos is as ghetto as Duplo blocks, but according to their top ten search terms for last week, LL was ranked numero 8. Number 11 (not listed) was "Thigh Master's inverted nipples".

- Former child TV stars shouldn't be allowed to act, let alone drive. This week's examples: Alex P Keaton's kid bro and one of the Home Improvement dufuseses.

- In closing, what's the most logical thing to do when your bike route is blocked by a farmer's market? Well, if yer some wack-a$$ Portland woman, you spread dog feces all over the place.