Which Hogwarts student was voted
Most Likely To Be Heteroflexible?
- Eerier than Lake Erie:
Michael Moore interviewed Nick Berg about safety in Iraq five months before his decapitation. The footage was left out of his highly acclaimed Palme d'Or winner,
Fahrenheit 9/11.
- Al-Jazeera is out
pimping its new fangled sports channel. Insert stereotypical camel racing joke here.
- And to wrap things up... Men has sex with hen. Man caught in act by wife. Man attempts to kill wife. Wife escapes. Man is shunned by village.
Man kills himself. Hen is slaughtered. Man forgot to catch hen's name.
Merry Memorial Day's Eve Day Y'all!!
