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Thursday, May 27

Who has starred in some of the most awfullest movies ever?

even the Ernest movies are better than mine
Yep, good ole Madge-Donna!

And what better way to celebrate this un-umcredible oeuvre than with 4 FREE screenings sponsored in part by one of the greatestest cable channels out there, Trio:

Where?
Loews Theaters 34th Street
312 West 34th Street (between 8th-9th Aves)
The City, NY

What and When?
Wed, June 2 - Shanghai Surprise
Wed, June 16 - Who's That Girl?
Wed, June 23 - Body of Evidence
Tue, June 29 - Swept Away
all at 8PM (doors open at 7PM)

Wear?
Come dressed as Madonna and get free pop corn and soda!

Which one will the Thigh Master attend?
Who's That Girl? cause secretly I'm in love with Griffin Dunne.

Legal Crap?
Seating not guaranteed and is available on a first come, first served basis.