- Hey, who's the focker out there who bought ThighsWideShut.com? Don't you know that cybersquatting is so 1996 focker? You want to extort money from me focker? Good luck focker, cause there's only one Thigh Master out there (not counting the thing that tones thighs) and he aint buying into yer lame-ass ways at making money focker. Peeps, shall I go the way of the dot org like the blog messiah, Uncle Grambzy (look at this jack-ass wasting Whatevs.com)? Or will you beat me to it focker and buy that domain as well? Hey focker, how bout some orignality. Sorry for all the profanity, but this whole url hell is, as my girl LL would say, "retarded".
- Ultragrrrrrl, alive! And apparently running for President.
- A Japanese dude's body, complete with pajamas, was found 20 years after his death! Luckily, he wasn't caught dead wearing any of those Jams surf shirts from the 80's. [Link via A Cruise-Spanko]
- Could you imagine a day without a Mexican? These people tried to. [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]
- The 2nd wurst thang I've heard all day since Shrek 3 & 4 were greenlit: Legally Blonde, the f-in musical!
- I've heard of balls on one's chin, but this is f-in re-cock-u-lus... [Link via Tommy T & The Furious 6]
-
I'm Rick James, bitch! No,
Dave Chappelle is.
- Word on the street is that dogs can actually
understand us. However, they can't understand why anyone would pay money to go see
Good Boy!. [Link 1nce again via A Cruise-Spanko]
- From the land of
Popbitch... Best name this side of the Majestic Mapp:
Rusty Kuntz. Honk if yer horny...
Henri Horny. And want to see the hottest Britney Spears nude photo evs?
Click here.
- US Attorney Asshole John Ashcroft is directing one of the
biggest disaster films of all time. The best scene is when the dog jumps over the car covered in flames. [Link via
Danny Newbs]
- Did you know that this hand gesture means "eat shit" in Greece and parts of Africa?
Click here for even more wacky ways to insult forgeiners with yer hands and fingers. [Link 2wice again via A Cruise-Spanko... keep this up girl and soon I'll make you my Editor-In-Cheese]
- And to close up shop,
a Dellawhere substitute teacher allowed second graders to peep some pornographic pictures on the class' computer. Damn, when I was in second grade, we didn't even have computer and I got caught cheating on my spelling test. Kids have it so good these days.
