Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Wednesday, June 9

Is LL Turning Into
An Oompa Loompa?

Uncle Grambzy passed along this picture
of Miss Thang from last night's Leno:
orange you glad i didn't say bananananana?

Why is she so f-in orange? Is this the result of a horrible tanning salon session from hell? Either way, I can't have my future wife looking like tangerine. And since this is the year of Lohan, czech out these two lil bits:
1) Her daddy has been labeled a a menace II society, like my man O-Dog, by his beaten bro-in-law.
2) LL has come under fire recently for using the word "retarded". That's so retarded!!
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