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Friday, June 4

My Father-In-Law
Going To Jail?

- Looks like the Lohan family will need a lawyer and not Richard Dawson for their latest Family Feud cause papa Michael was arrested on an assault charge yesterday! In his honor, I'm gonna nosh on a deep-fried Mars bar from A Salt & Battery.

- And did you hear the new term that's sweeping the nation? To hell with Seacrest, it's all Tenet Out these days.