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Sunday, July 11

For Those LL's
About To Rock...

most anticapted album since Pearl Jam's Vs
- The Lohan just inked a long-term record deal with Tommy Mottola's Casablanca Records. The press are already trying to dub her L-Lo. As my girl would say, that's so "retarded".

- Is this the unofficial sequel to the Tron guy with the male camel toe? [Link via the girl who's name meanith "brownish-yellow"]

- Kerry/Edwards? [Link via Navi]

- I Gave My Cat an Enema. [Link via Cef-niddle-naddle]

- I swear, I'm not the sicko behind this website: LindsayLohanSexTape.com. But they did have a link to this fun NSFW thang where boobies move.

- Who do I have to sleep with in order to get Madness to tour America?

- My Man Marvkus has found my future wife (and no, its not the Lohan). Call me forever smitten.

- And finally, if you haven't already done so, I beg you to watch Ali G's speech at Harvard's graduation (starting at 01:27:34). It's more entertaining than most of NBC's programming for the last 5 years.