- Don't forget folks, what is sure to be
the worst movie with the word 'sleep' in its title opens tomorrow!! And here's
one commercial you won't find me in!!
- The lesbians duo formerly known as t.A.T.u.
are off to London to record their next hot album. Meanwhile, 6-month pregnant Julia Volkova has quit smoking and using cosmetics for the sake of her baby's health.
- I think someone's been reading my mind cause these peoples be selling a
mirror that will allow meself to watch meself giving meself a BJ!! [NSFW link via NSFW King, T "Fudgie" Alts]
- Our Thighs spies on the street spotted the Lohan at the Cali DMV the other day getting a new license. Supposedly, she had a personal assistant with her there trying to help her understand how to stand in line and be a normal person at the DMV. [Smut via Cef-dawg]
- Steve Gutenberg, your career aint over just yet. Plans are underway for an
8th Police Academy movie. Rest in peace Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry. [Good word via K-Pax-Man]
- What the Tim "Fudgie" Altie is
this?
- Two plays I predict that will close after a week:
a Monty Python Holy Grail musical and
a Mario Cantone one-man show.
- Don't let Michael Whoore tell you who to vote for. Just vote for the candidate who'd be the
most helpful during a keg stand. [Link via
the Thinker]
-
Va-va-voom has officially become a word. That's so f-in metrosexual, but not really heteroflexible.
- Breast/wurst reality show idea ever:
Amish & The City.
- To hell with Garbage Pail Kids, cause
Wacky Packages are back!!
- Just cause Ving Rhames is bald, doesn't mean he's
Kojak. Does that mean he'll be in an "urban" remake of
Annie as Daddy Warbucks?
- In the world of fast food, its
Steak n' Shake vs Burger King for the use of the word "steakburger", in a cage match to the death!! And a man was arrested after calling up an area McDougal's and
ordering the management to strip search and sodomize a female employee!! Hold the f-in tomato people!!! [Links via Flea's Ho-Bag]
- Man arrested after he
stole a 9-year-old's socks.
- And the best headline of the day:
A blind Canadian student barred from English classes because his guide dog only responds to commands in French has now been allowed to attend the course
