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Wednesday, August 4
- Lettuce pack the car kiddies and head west until we hit Clearfield, PA 16830. Why? Cause two whole tomatoes, a half-head of lettuce, 12 slices of American cheese, a full cup of peppers, two entire onions, a river a mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard, and 6 lbs of beef await us at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub. I mean, you can't even buy a black market 9 lb baby for $23.95! Freedom means a lot of things to a lot of peoples, but to me, it means burgers as big as Rosie O'Donnell's left a$$ cheek!! [Bless you Wanamaker for this k-knowledge]
- To broke to get HBO? Today be yer lucky day as we bring, Ali G's cohort, Borat to your computer monitor. [Link via London News Review]
- Subservient Chicken. And now, Subservient President. I'll pay someone 6 dollars if they build me a Subservient Lohan. [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]
- StereoTrident unravels: Kevin Ferderline, The Early Years.
- In honor of the Orimpics, just a few gyros away, we give you the worstest javelinerster evers. All apolygeez if you've seen it before. And this is what it sounds like if Webster was Asian and sang like a dying cat [Vids via Flea]
- Batman Begins begins. At least Joel Suckmaker isn't directing.
- Nintendo's Mario explained! The Super Mario Bros. Super Show starring Cpt Lou Albano not explained!
- She wore a JonRamseyBenet, the kind you find in a second hand store. Oh, by the way, her daddy is in a close race for a state House seat in Michigan.
- The Brown Billboard. [Link via Socialightbrite]
- Dave Chappelle is rich bitch. Fity mil rich.
- I'll give someone a back rub if they send me to Hawaii this Thanksgiving to see The Maui Invitational. Tickets go on sale August 17.
- R.E.M., Springsteen, Dixie Chicks, the OG JT, James Taylor, Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, Jimmy Buffett, John Mellencamp, and Dave Matthews Band are all Kerryworshipers and are hittin' the road in his name.
- Final-lee, THIS IS QUITE UMCREDIBLE. [Link love wants again from Zach de la Roachclip]
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