-Not only is this dumbest invention since sliced bread, but you think they could have come up with a better name than Poke-ya. It sounds like some new brand of vibrator.
-If you're not reading the Sports Guy on ESPN Page 2, you should be. Especially this week.
-Lohan and Batman. Can you really ask for anything more?
-I would have shot Ozzy too if I were married to him.
-Peace out to Watson's Boy, Crick. Without him we wouldn't have seedless watermelon.
-That's it for today. I'm off to the beach too for the weekend. It's been fun. Navi.
