Kids, I'm off to the rainbow and family friendly confines of Rehoboth Beach, Delawhere (yes, it is a state) for a lil R & R, A & P, AT & T. Good thing I'm going with my family and not my gay lover Elijah Wood. Whilst I is away, some very special guests will be posting crap on this site. In the meantime, I've posted a few jounks below to tide you over. See you all on the phillipside!
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Beck & Jack White, the best collaboration since turkey-wrapped bacon.
- Our girl
CityRag Doll is making us foam at the mouth just reading about
her LES Food Tour.
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Shady Friendster pictures eggsplained!! [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]
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Win a Hanson concert at yer MASH (Mansion Apartment Shack or House)!
- There is
nothing 'hip' about these undies.
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Duff plays the hits, but shows no tits. You call that a concert? Lettuce just wait to Her Royal Thighness, the Lohan, goes on tour.
- I don't care if the
peaches are flat or not, but they butter be shaved and not smell like tuna juice.
- And I'll be size XXXXXL after my weak end of gorging on za, taffy, fries, and more za, but I'll never ever join a gang of
XXL women shoplifters. Piece the fudge out peoples. Be fruitful and multiply!!
