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Tuesday, August 10
- Look who's pairing up: Ali G and Shaggy (again?), James Spader & William Shatner (together at last), and Marion Barry and politics (again? dude loves it more than crack and ho-bags) [via Fleaski again]. If only we can get Charo and Flava Flav to live under one roof... oh wait, that's already happening. Best combos ever? Some say nacho cheese, others, Dudley Moore and Kirk Cameron, or turkey wrapped in bacon, Arm & Hammer, Deloitte, Touche & Tohmatsu, A&W, mortar & pestle, or even Ludivine Sagnier and being nekkid (NSFW).
- Where the funk are all these NY 'cuddle parties' taking place? And how come the Thigh Master is getting cut out of the loop? Isn't the house password 'fidelio'? [via Flea]
- "Fancy" Ketchup explained!!
- The NY Times and Daily News get premature ejact for Lebowski Fest NY. And is it me or is fest co-founder Will me and Lohan's long lost brother (note the sunglasses)?
- Franz Ferdie, aka, the Archdukes, add a 2nd Roseland show. Pixies' December Hammerstein shows presale begins Thursday. And the mighty Supergrass jaunt to our shores for a six-pack of shows. All shows should be more killer than Lizzie Borden.
- Nader, yer campaign slogan should be Unsafe At Any Speed. Go drive a Chevrolet Corvair far away from this election. Thanks. This message paid for by Americans who actually want votes to count for something.
- Can you name all 53 states? Who we missing here? East Carolina, Texas II, and New Canada?
- TATU are no longer lesbians, just rabid smoke haters.
- Skins win preseason opener, lose #1 Dirtbag Jansen, and make me salivate for more. Sean Taylor looked good enuff to make me say Champ who?
- Please watch this video clip of Andy Rooney driving a tiny car: Real Media or Windows Media. At his age, he should be driving one of those mini Shriner cars.
- Peace the f%$k out to King Kong's ho-bag Fay Wray. Damn, I was going to set her 96-year-old booty up with Andy Rooney and his fly-a$$ car.
- Larry Carlson's site, best viewed on peyote.
- I think I'm going to get over my fear of a weight rooms and try for the 2008 Olympics. Especially since my meals would consist of massive cheeseburgers, Bugels and cookies. [via Brawny Man]
- The CD I cunt stop listening too is The Fiery Furnaces' Blueberry Boat. It's like a slab of PJ Harvey, wrapped in Radiohead lettuce, topped with a dollop of the Clockwork Orange soundtrack.
You are now entering the penis zone:
- Protect your largest organ. [via Navi]
- Major props de leon haves got to go out to my girl Charges, the engineer of the eggsalad Rollertrain, who sent me a lb of porn, and one of the sweetest letters I've received in a long time. Can't wait to czech out such slutty titles as Swallopalooza and the instant classic, Sweet Ho Alabama.
- And is cutting off your penis ever a good idea? Even if yer a 70-year-old Moroccan who's wife refused to bang you for a longs thyme.
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