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Wednesday, August 25

Lynndieez Nuts

everyone's doing a lynndie!
- PFC Lynndie England is a horrible whoreible person, but if one good thing can come of her awfulistic shenanigans, its that she inspired a bunch of Brits to strike a pose and 'do a Lynndie'.

- We all know that if we ever needed a lawyer, we're contacting Paul Pfeiffer/Josh Saviano asap and bsap, but if yer looking to buy a home in the Malibu, Cali area, there's only one man for the job: Brian "The Boz" Bosworth. What, you eggspected him to wait around for a sequel to 1991's Stone Cold (click here for the trailer)? [via Shady Grove Harrison]

- How much is 800 lbs of the Dave Matthews Band poop and pee worth? About $70,000 if you ask the state of Illinois who's suing the band for dumping (pun intended) said crap into a river.

- Porn stars may be forced to wear condoms. Is this the end of porn as we know it? I guess we can all go back to using our imagination. [via Made of Brawn-Stein]

- Dying to see Mike Tyson square off against that communist/Nazi Bobby Fischer? Your dream may soon become a reality with Chessboxing. [via Raeqwan the Tall]

- The following thing is totally stoopid and pointless, but what on the internet isn't. Go ahead and play with this guy's face.

- Cause you know what they all say: Once you play Chicken Pong, u'll never want to play regular Pong again.

- Here's the lowdown on all the R.E.M. dates and presales.

- Bjork admits she was 'taking the piss', not taking a piss, when she dumped eggs out of her infamous swan dress at the 2001 Oscars. Speaking of the Icelandic Princess Superstar, there's a listening party for her new album Medúlla at Pianos tonight @ 7pm.

- This is a possible candidate for Wurstest Animated Thang o the Moment... if it didn't make me want to cut off my penis and slit my eyes with it! [via Amanda Huginki$$]

- And are you dirt poor and happen to live in Romania? Well, tit be yer lucky day cause prostitutes will now eggcept food stamps for bangs.