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Thursday, August 19

Herbie & Lohan:
Fully Loaded

lohan and behold
- This LLL (Lindsay Lohan [the] Lush) thing is really getting out of lo-hand. Where were the Lo-handlers when she got all crazy/beautiful wasted in Vega$, while b-friend Fez and some below-Average Joe contestant mixed words and almost fists? And click here for some pics of LL doing her best Courtney Love impersonation. [via Stereosizzle]

- Drawn Together is sure to be the breastest animated reality show mount everest! Click here for a video sneak peep (Windows Media). [via Puttin' on the Witz]

- The body count on Ice-T's band Body Count keeps mounting. Guitarist D-Roc just joined members Mooseman and Beatmaster V in the peace the fudge out club. However, Ice and the rest of the Counters are still set to release their first album in 7 years, Murder for Hire. I juss hope they don't hire anyone to murder the remaining members.

- The Braffster and Portman an item? I really need to become a director so I can have the finest lizadies star in my movie and make them fall in love with my boyish charms. [via GoldenFiddleDiddle]

- Lance Armstrong is the new Forrest Gump. [via Guns n' Rosenthal]

- Don't drink and drive... a horse and buggy.

Hairy & The Hendersons, the next Franz Ferdie?
- China's hairiest man wants to be a rock star. If he ever wants to form a band, he should enlist the yeti, Thundarr's pal Ookla the Mok, and Harry Anderson. [via Warner Sistah]

- Buy these shirts for your kids and I hope you burn in hell. [via Swiss Alpo]

- Bored? Of course you are. Play Boggle on-line!

- Franz Ferdie vs The Beastie Boys [mp3 via Zach de la Roachclip]

- New Pixies album not happening... yet.

- John Edwards looks eerily too natural in this Robin costume. [via JR Squared]

- And what's the best NYC restaurant to search for pussy? The Meow Mix Cafe of course!