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Thursday, August 12
- Popbitch reports that Ivan Shapovalov, t.A.T.u. father/child pornographer/Rasputin-like genius hasn't abandoned his devotion to jailbait just yet. Ivan the Terrible has a new act and they're called n.A.T.o., which consists of a 16 year old Albanian singer who looks no more than 12. And the schoolgirl outfits have been replaced by, get this, burkhas!! And if this band doesn't work out for Ivan (Navi spelled forward), he could always recruit some 6-year-old lil Dutch (treat) girls and call them p.o.t.A.T.o.
- Here be two lil gems dug up from Metafilter: one freaky looking cat (complete with soundtrack) and what will probably be the wurstest Christian Slater-Tara Reid-Stephen Dorff movie ever (a trailer that has to bee seen to bee leaved).
- If only we could build a time machine and buy up every single thang in this 1978 Sears Catalog, cause we could make an eBay fortune at the expense of hipsters everywhere.
- Bandwagon Boy reports on Emnight Shalamalamaman and Tom Cruz's latest.
- This guy sells NYC garbage. Art is officially over. I doo-doo all over yer Dada you dodo!
- Saturn, not just a crappy car anymore.
- A 480-pound woman could not be lifted off a couch and died in the process. If only the gov-mint implemented their new food pyramid ages ago, maybe this woman would havef stopped brushing her teeth with pork chops and lived. [via My Man Marvkus]
- Fellers, if you have "front vowels" in your name, you better be getting laid every six seconds. [via Flea]
- Lazy monkeys go to work. [via Thyme Werespanko]
- Is Fark selling out? [oddly enuff via Blogoverlord Nick Denton's blog]
- Time to break out the Manishevitz wine and challah like crazy cause Tarts of Pleasure (K+1 and Ultrrrrayummy) are conducting a Shabbos Service not to forget this Friday in Willie-Williamsburg.
- Here's a lengthy Brit-tush article about everyone's favorite chameleon, Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G, aka Bruno, and of course Borat. But beware, it contains spoilers for upcoming episodes. And does anyone know what's the f-in story with the Spielberg backed project Dinner For Schmucks, starring the wunderkind himself?
- Speaking of brillyant Brits who make Americans look foolish, where in the world has Louis Theroux gone? Has he been replaced by Justin Theroux?
- And for those of you rocking on Randall's this Saturday, this is the line-up and set times for Lil Steven's Garage-A-Thon. Come find me. I'll be the one wearing sunglasses, with corn in my mouth.
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