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Wednesday, September 1

The Final Frontier
Time To Break Out
The Scotties Tissues

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- Scotty/James Doohan beamed up for the last time at a Trekkie Con last weekend because he has Alzheimer's disease and will no longer be making public appearances. Wil Wheaton/Wesley Crusher was on hand for the festivities and gave this speech to honor the Doohan. Scotty also finally received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Great work Hollywood! Give the man a star when he can't even fully enjoy it. Hey, why not give Chris Farley a star now? I'm sure he'll be so honored... six feet under with an 8-ball.

- Keira 'I beat off to you' Knightley sez she doesn't have the boobs to be a Bond girl. I wonder if former Bond girl Denise Richards has ever said she didn't have the brains to be a human.

- Gawd I love it when awful things happen to the Yankees. Bi the weigh, is baseball season over yet?

- Bobby Knight: The Sitcom. In the first episode, Bobby gets upset that his local grocery store no longer carries Count Chocula and precedes to throw cans of tomato soup at the manager. Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh that Bobby, he's filled with laughter!!

- Spider-Man reviews crayons, just in time for the new school year.

- This Coke website is like visiting the World of Coca-Cola in Hotlanta, without the free tasting rooms.

- Take a peep at The Smoking Gun's collection of create your own stamps.

- Astronomers found 4 new planets. I say we give em cool names like The Planet of Sound, Phantom Planet, the Forbidden Planet, and Planet Jackson.

- Can you bee leave that $95,100 wasn't enuff to win a Disney World monorail car? [via Navi the Terrible]

- IKEA kills.

- The Archduke's frontman, Alex Kapranos has teamed up with Del Tha Funky Homosapien for round two of Handsome Boy Modeling School.

- The 1993 doc about Blur, Starshaped, is finally being released on DVD, with tons of extra goodies. Too bad I think its a UK only release.

- Things that are so wrong, they're almost right: AC/DShe and Mandonna. [1st one via Zach de la Roachclip]

- Sign up for free tickets to see Dunst in Skirt: The Movie (aka Wimbledon). And for jew Neue Yawkers, why not sign up for free tix to Resident Evil 2, Silver City, and Cellular.

- And merry merry b-day to The Thinker! We're all going out to celebrate at the Bowery B-room tonight. On tap is EL-P, Aesop Rock, The Perceptionists, Dieselboy, and Junior Sanchez (not Dirty's brother).