Forgot to mention this for days, but last Saturday, whilst me and Chillary G were enjoying a fine lunch at
Westville,
Paul 'Acting Stud' Rudd and his
Wet Hot American Summer co-star
Zak Orth were enjoying some omelettes with two ladies and one baby. Less than an hour after that, whilst me was looking for a hard-to-find pair of green
Vans chukka boots at
Magic Shoes, I bumped into ex-porn star-turned-'actor',
Simon Rex. And if that wasn't enuff, this past Monday, as I was smoking a fag outside of my office on 57th, Paul Simon walked out of my building, dressed like he just woke up. Damn is he friggin tiny. I was dying to ask him if I could call him 'Al' or if he had diamonds on the soles of his shoes, but didn't get the chance. Howevers, if I ran into Lohan, I'd immediately offer her some vodka and proceed to hump her leg. Gawd I love NY.
