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Wednesday, October 13
- Tis been out there for a few days and I apologize for the delay in the scoopage, but here lie the vid to LL's un-hit single 'Rumors'. And after further review, the song is just as awfulistic as any of Britney's, so I see no reason why she can't gain the same type of 'fame' as Shitney did in the music world. But who cares about the music anywayzitz? How bout how umcredible she looks in the vid. I haven't seen her sport such hotness for a few months. And she was mad crazy swamp a$$ sweaty throughout the entire thing, shakes her tail in a cage, and of course there are many a shots of her bovoistic tees!! All in all, she may be another brick in the wall, but I'll be fo shooozle buying front row seats to her show when she's NYC bound... and gagged [via StereoBubbalicious].
- And whatever Her Royal Thighness needs, its not the support of Mark McGrath, but of a super-hugemungos bra.
- Britney Federline? That's 17 times as redonkeylus as Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. Since she'll be paying all the bills and be birthing the kids, he should change his name to Kevin Spears. [via Time Werespanko]
- Franz Federline claim they only net 250 lbs a week. Maybe they can earn a bit o scratch if they appear in the next Harry Pothead flick. And if that doesn't produce dividends, they could always call in the Black Hand to assassinate their drummer, and cash in on his life insurance policy. TAKE HIM OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!
- The Wu-Tang Clan have reunited, no double LP, but the world still eggcited for their Nov 12 show in East Rutherford! Pre-sale this Friday at 9am. Password is 'First'.
- One things I could never understand is why they didn't have a Lebowski fest in LA. Mission accomplished! Too bad the bowling alley they used during filming no longer eggsists! [via Joe E Tata-tar-sauce]
- The Beatles US albums will finally get a CD release.
- I'd rather cut off the shroom top of my johnson, top it with tuna juice and homeless man's urine smell, microwave it for 10 minutes, and eat it with chopsticks covered in hamster pellet poo than attend this event.
- Hey Red Sux fans, maybe if the Yankees didn't own yer a$$ since 1809 then you'd actually have a right to bitch and moan about them Who's Your Daddy tees!
- I love me dem Redskins, but this is probably the wurstest NFL product I've ever seen since Brian 'The Boz' Bozworth.
- Top shelf indeed! Who wants to donate 2K for me to buy the Willie in '84 threads?
- There be two NEW books out there that may get me to read! The first one is Phil Roth's The Plot Against America, which imagines if anti-semite Charlie Lindbergh won the presidency, made a pact with Hitler, and turned America into a Jew-hating landscape. The other is uber-round/hotness Tatum O'Neal's tell-all book entitled, Paper Life. I mean who doesn't want to hear about her smack addiction, being smacked around by her daddy Ryan and ex-hubby McEnroe, having Michael Jackson trying to seduce her AND attending an orgy at age twelve with Melanie Griffith! Nouw al eye half tu doo iz leurn houh 2 reed!
- The reverse dictionary.
- 'Black Irish' EXPLAINED!!!
- Kenya dig this annoying lil flash vid? Didn't think so.
- If only the last two Matrixeses flicks were as goode as this!
- What do I have to do to be in a organization with these folks? [via Mag-Bastard]
- Here's something that'll make you wish you had that 30 seconds you just wasted back!
- Do you call soda 'pop' or 'Coke'? Yer not alone in yer buffoonery. Peep this map!
And yer most un-Kosher headline of the day be:
- Pig Guts Cause Smelly Traffic Jam
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