What do the following peep-holes all have in common?
[Top, from left: Leo, Alan Alda, Mike Wallace, Moby, Jeff 'The Dude' Dowd, Richard Belzer, CNN's Jeff Greenfield, CNBC's Ron Insana, former Mayoral candidate Mark Green, and ABC 7's deadly news trio of Bill Ritter, Liz Cho, and Sam 'The Man' Champion]
They were all Thighspotted by yers truly within a span of 30 minutes last Friday night. How is that possible? Was I hiding in the bushes at Barbara Walter's
20/20 retirement party? No. They were all gathered at a NYC society center for Asians (where I sometimes help out cause Asia RULESSSS!!) for a private screening of documentarian George Butler's latest,
Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry. Rumor has it that Sharon Stone, Wes Anderson, Ben Affleck, Robert Altman and Gisele were also on hand for the festivities, but they didn't dare cross the Thigh Master's path. Moby even approached me and asked where the theater was. I told him that I don't talk to bald people who are descendants of Richard Melville. And when the ABC 7 News crew all walked in together, it was like a scene right outta
AnchorBoo: The Legend of Ron Broke-ness... cept no one had a mustache or was wearing a cowboy hat. I had already met the Jeff 'The Dude' Dowd @
Lebowski Fest earlier this year, but it was still a pleasure to see him mix and mingle at this event... although I bet no one had a clue as to who the fudgesticks he was. Anywho, it's good to know that smarties and hotties are most likely going to vote for the right candidate. [Hint, its the one who looks like
cereal and TV monsters.]
Oh yeah, I also spotted James Lipton at a Mets game 2 weeks ago. He came to the game a few innings late with an entourage of what appeared to be his acting students. What a friggin douche bag he is. He's the kinda guy that'd spill boiling hot coffee all over himself and sue McDonald's. Wink wink.
