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Wednesday, November 10
- Some people wonder about voter fraud or whether Air-a-fart is dead or alive. Who has time for such nonsense, when there be three questions thats gots my noodle in a doodle: How come Mandy Moore be the finest thang going, yet doesn't garner the same attention as Shitney & dem other carpet-ho-baggers? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? And finally, how many licks does it take to get into Mandy's panties?
- Gawd I love ACC Basketball. And mos hispecially this year, before all the sh#t teams join the fray next year.
- Something tells me that Racing Stripes will be the first and last zebra-oriented film released ever.
- Women Allege Boss Spanked Them For Errors. For four seconds I wished that headline read Boss Allegedly Spunks On Women For Errors.
- Stereochicklets drops Britney for the Latin maid from The Goonies.
- You know yer le nasty boobies have received too much attention if TK Stack Money is mentioning them in his article on the wurstest b-ball squad known to man.
- Topps has just released a limited edition set of Jesusland trading cards. Hey Marvkus, u think Beckett would value George Bush's card higher than Andy Pafko's?
- These aint yer daddy's cardboard boxes.
- Star Wars & Legos, always a good thing. [via Scary Eye-balled Site]
- The Chocolate Factory, Charlie & 2004 style. [via Brooktown Meat Hater]
- Displeased about the size of yer testicles? Blame 'the infidelity of our female ancestors'. [via Guns n' Rosenthal]
- Protect your banana!
- Who needs The Producers when there's Who Is Wilford Brimley? The Musical. [via The Fide Fiddler of Hotlanta]
- And the mostest unimportantest news of the day: Noah Lerman-Simmes, a Psych Major at Arizona, chooses Elisha Cuthbert as the girl he'd most like to date. Wet dream on pal, all over this fake jpeg of her naked.
[pic via UMC]
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