|
|
Wednesday, December 8
- Could this really be Lohan's black AMEX and driver's license? And is this really an email by the person who found dem items? Btw, besides the song 'Rumors', her debut album kinda blows. But maybe I should listen to it at least once w/out Jergen's and Kleenex in hand.
- The Chrismukkah wars are heating up between Warner Bros (producers of The O.C.) and that poser in Montana who's ripping off the show. Either way, don't buy any of that crap... especially the CD that contains ZERO Channannananukah tunes or the Chrismukkah Yarmuclaus. So forking treyf (un-kosher).
- Jeremy Irons (Jeremy's Iron?), inspired by Paris Hilton, wants to make a sex tape.
- Paris, inspired by herself, has entitled her debut album Screwed. I'm sure her rendition of 'Fame' will be better than Bowie's.
- First lookage at Peter Jackson's King Kong here. [via G Fiddler]
- The Photo Booth Directory.
- Scientists add crabs to Chesapeake Bay in an attempt to regenerate the population. That's good news for Klauder's Krab Feast XIII.
- Baby Spice, aka Emma 'cute as a' Bunton , is set to conquer America. I mean, isn't it about time we started bringing back non us hotties to pop music and not these homegrown sideshows?
- John Lennon peaced the fork out 24 years ago today. FORK YOU Mark David Chapman! You gave nothing to the world, yet took so much away from it.
- The talentless twins, Joan & Melissa Rivers will once again be hitting up the red carpets, starting with the Golden Globes. Where's Mark David Chapman when you need him?!?!
- Ouch!
- Yesterday, I found out that I'm allergic to cockroaches and dust mites. And to make us all rest easier, millions of dust mites live in and around our beds. At least I aint allergic to cheeseburgers AND hot blondes.
- If Cuthy had a beard and was covered in microwaved gefilte fish, I'd probably still do her. It would also give me a good eggscuse to shave her. [pic via Tony's CPU]
|
|
