First and foreskinmost, our first fork job goes out to homosexual people lover/sack machine, Reginald White
1961 to 2004
Instead of speaking on behalf of a man I hardly knew, I'll let Reg do all the talkin' here... from
a lil speech he gave to the Wisconsin state legislature (that Mr Joe E Tata thankfully reminded me of):
When you look at the black race, black people are very gifted in what we call worship and celebration. A lot of us like to dance, and if you go to black churches, you see people jumping up and down, because they really get into it. White people were blessed with the gift of structure and organization. You guys do a good job of building businesses and things of that nature and you know how to tap into money pretty much better than a lot of people do around the world. Hispanics are gifted in family structure. You can see a Hispanic person and they can put 20 or 30 people in one home. They were gifted in the family structure. When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They're very creative. And you look at the Indians, they have been very gifted in the spirituality.
2nd and secondmostest, to les Redskins, who no longer grace the
playoff race list. That's so friggin race-ist. We still love ya Gibbsy, and yes, even you Daniel Snyder. Keep spending.
3rd rockfromthesunest, to my eyeballs for peeping 5 movies since last Wednesday. Full reviews won't be posted until 2005, so here's a jist(ta-fy my love) of dem...
Fockers - not too funny, a lot of retread, and more 'Focker' jokes than one can handle in a two-hour span, but somehow still a highly entertaining piece of work.
Hotel Rwanda - one of the year's breastest. plain and simple.
Aviator - good, not great, but hey, beats
Gangs of New York anyday. I'm a lil irate they didn't cover the last years of his life, which all of us want to see more than anything. Biggest shoe-in for Best Supporting Actress: Can you say Cate Blanchett as Katharine Hepburn? Can you say CB be finest female actor in the bidness?
Lemony Snizzle's Series of Something or Others - one of the mostest beautiful looking movies I've ever seen. Right up there with
Neverending Story,
Princess Bride,
Harry Pothead the III, or any Tim Burton jounks. Jim Carrey is sniztacular and although she's only like 6, I've got future dibs on
Emily Browning. There's just something about fish-net sleeves that get me all eggcited.
Phantom of the Opera - well, at least the music was good, and looking at
Jennifer Ellison was a nice.
and fourth and tenmostest, I'd live to peace the fork out myself, as I head to Jamaica with family Thighs. I'll try and post, but I may be too busy czeching out the
scenery greenery. In the greenwich meantime,
Mr Thought will kindly keep you posted. 2004 kinda blew, so I'll see you sukkah mcs in 2005. I loves you alls more than yule ever know. X's and Ho's, and in Cuthbert we lust and thrust...
