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Tuesday, December 21

Where's The Shia LaBeouf?

the only classic double she needs is her ta tas
- Osama bin Laden & Lindsay Lohan are the newly crowned Mr & Mrs Naughty 2004. Does this have anything to do with her love for Wendy's drive thru? Ahhhhh, a girl after my own heart... and farts. [last via The Fiddler]

- I can't stand Shia Le Blowsgoats, mainly cause he looks like a poophead, but I do love the name of this fansite: Shia LaBeouf Cake!

- Still shopping for gifts? Fark to the rescue!

- If you didn't catch SNL's chill-air-e-us 'Blue State Christmas Stop Motion Eggstravaganzazaza', Norm posted it here.

- Mike Nichols directs David Hyde Pierce, Tim Curry, and Hank Azaria in the stage production of Monty Python's SpamAlot. Is this enuff to lure me into the theater? Er, probably not.

- Harry Potter the VI goes on sale July 16th.

- How can this Phantom of the Opera flick be any good? Look at who's involved: Joel 'George Hamilton tanning school grad' Suckmaker, Emily 'I'm a scary and boring looking doll' Rossum, and Andrew Lllloyd Groper.

- Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video, Lego stizz-yle. Juss remember, the song doesn't start right away. [via Pak-Man]

- Ramsey to be Skins '05 starting QB. Why bother talking bout '05 when the Skins are still playoff bound in '04? Well, a boy can dream, can't he? UPDATE: Here's what needs to happen for the Skins to sneak in...

- And will Slovakians be able to control themselves at their local cinametoriaiums when they peep Her Royal Thighness The II's scrum-deli-umptious body in Sexbomba Odvedľa?

you could cook eggs on dem legs