- Me and
The Thinker attended the WORLD premiere of
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou last noche. We saw Billy Murray and Jeff Goldblum chillin' in the lobby and when I took a leak afterwards, Spike Lee was in my way when I wanted to use the sink. Anywho, while Mr Thought enjoyed the film, I was deeply disappointed and I think mos of you Wes Anderson whores will be too. There's a lot to like about it (esp
Knockout Ned from
City of God singing Bowie and the Adidas Zissou kicks), but I eggspect a lot more from Wes and Co. I could go on and on, but there's a time and place for that. Stay tuned.
On with the regular crapola!
-
War of the Worlds and
Willy Wonka teaser trailers! [via The I-Train]
- Britney has
stinky feet.
- If there's ever a
Hobbit movie directed by Peter J,
the gang will all be back!
- Merry b-day to Meg White and her basoombas. Even if you are
a robot.
- Peace the fork out
Jerry Scoggins, you ballader of Jed Clampett and Texas tea!
- James Brown has
prostate cancer. At least he's not
living with a hernia. [via Fleaski]
-
Man Charged With Sandwich Rage.
Sorry guys, I tried to stay away from All Things Lohan, but she juss makes too much news that's fit to mint.
- Lohan's parents follow her lead and head for
a permanent splittsville.
- Fez muss have a thing for lip
suckers syncers. First he was banging Double L and now has his sights set on
trAshlee Simps. Hey, someone warn
Fabrice Morvan, of Milli Vanilli
fame shame, before Wilmer starts humping his leg too!
- Lohan
graces the cover of this week's
EW. Next week I bet the national masturbation level rises 7 points above average.
-
Lohan visits Opie & Anthony. And
here's a pic of some dude smelling the chair she sat in. [via Alan J Pac-Man's Love Child]
- Enuff about her former Royal Hotness already! Anywhozitz, the picture below [via
Spencer for Hire] makes me want to do two things: smoke a cigarette and bone her six ways from Tuesday. Have a killah weak end everyone!
