Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Thursday, December 9

Missleanuslessness

H.I.P.: hump in peace
CUTHBERT DIED!!!!
Good thing I aint talkin bout Her Royal Thighness the II!!

- AP: What is with people’s obsession with your breasts? Lohan: God. I don’t know. They’re real though. More here.

- Speaking of... A Dutch actress who posted x-rays of her boobs on her website to prove they are natural has been accused of breaking the law.

- Red Hook residents are growing weary about Field Day Fest 2005 cause of some incidents caused after the last big concert the city held in 2001. C'mon people, it's a good thing when condoms and syringes are found in children's sandboxes! Dem kids need to learn about the good life early on!

- I know they bow to the Queen, but to queens as well?

- For once, being a red state is a good thing! [via N Diana]

- Steve Hartman, 60 Minutes Wednesday's resident putz bag, usually delivers some of the wurstest slice of life and gripe stories known to man. I pray that when Andrew Rooney czechs out on us, they don't dare replace em with Cpt Lame-o. Anywho, I have to give the man some props (just this once!) for his piece about his father and the technology of today. Unfortunately, it worked much better as a video segment, than as a written piece.

- Anti-Bullying rubber bracelets. Not such a grand idea when the bully's are beating dem kids wearing em.

- Bobby Darin, the subject of Kevin Spacey's next joint, used to wear condoms on stage whilst he performed.

- Is any Ewok action figure ever worth $900? Even if it is a prototype?

- Man Allegedly Assaults Clerk With Burger.

- City Rag Doll stumbles upon the set of Spielberg's War of the Worlds in upstate NY.

- One of the firms maintaining the London Underground is being forced to buy spare parts on eBay cause the equipment is so old. EEEK!!

- Wanna keep yer sperm count high? Don't use a laptop!

- All things 37.

- Rock out!

- Peace the fork out Dimebag Darrell! Whoever the fork you was!

- Closer confirms what everyone already knows: Julia Roberts also looks like Falkor and that there aint no one in this world more beautifulistic than Natalie Portman. Full review on that and 3246,5,2689,03 other flicks forthcuming. Be patient. [via Grambsy]

she'll look like she's 15 for the rest of her life