• Damn you to HELL
Trent, and all your pink parts too!! How dare you go
over my helmet!! Although I am quite honored to join the likes of Tara Reid and Behrooz Araz on the splash page at
PinkIsTheNewBlog.com• Tit's official: I'm no longer Coachella bound and gagged. Me juss sold my ticket. Blame my friends who like want to get married and shiz. But when you alls are out there, eat a churro and frozen chocolate covered banana at the same time in my honor. May the thighs be with you, my children.
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007: Blueyes?
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Lohan NOT pumping up the volume?
Grow up, Heather. Bulimia's so '87.
• Gorillaz to tour North America this summer. No more details than that, but plenty more info on the new disc
here.
• Senator Jon Corzine, David Geffen, Viacom co-chief Tom Freston, Barry Diller, Tina Brown, Gwyneth Paltrow, AND Warren Beatty to
team up for a Super Blizoog? This b'sphere is gettin too redonkelous. I may have to quit the game.
•
Darren Aronofsky, the next Stanley Kubrick? Dunno, but it's safe to assume his next ditty,
The Fountain, will be off the meat rack! [via
AICN]
•
Is Ali G a rip-off?
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The govern-mint hearts Nirvana• Double barrel peace the fork out
Prince 'I Boned Grace Kelly & U Didn't' Rainier AND
Saul 'Mellow' Bellow.
• You know what, the American version of
The Office isn't as bad as I initially thought. Last night's ep was purty darn funny. And although she's no
Dawn Tinsley, I think I'm in love with
Pam Beesly. Btw, even Google still knows which
Office is bestest...
• C'mon Archdukes, being
influenced by Dylan & Bowie isn't eggzactly original.
• New episodes of
Six Feet Wonder begin airing June 6th, on it's new night: Mondays!
• Peep the new
Wonka TV spot.
• Somebody bought
Ralphie's house from A Christmas Story. [via Core-Vette]
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Anti Monkey Butt Powder•
Justin, I have no idear where u find all yer fine hi-res photogs (like these of
Katie Holmes & her smeared lipstick), but bless you a zillion times over. If you were a woman, I'd kiss you and give u 20 minutes of finger banging pleasure. In the meantime, I'll make love to these
Mandy MO ones!! Can you say HRT the IIIrd???? Or is that spot reserved for Camilla-Parker-Bros-Bowl-Cut?
