First J-Cockring,
then that feeding tube bizatch
and now...
Franklin Parsons Perdue
Who Was Past Due
On Peace The Fork Outing

1920 - 2005
The dude really loved
hot chickens AND hot chicks!

I bet he was more of a thigh man,
then a leg, wing, or breast man
&
Pat Buchanan to change
name to Pat Bukkake!!!

WTF is going on?
We all need to relax this weekend,
maybe take a bath,
tickle our testicles...

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100 BEST April Fool's Day Hoaxes and
10 of the WURST!