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Tuesday, March 29

The Defense Rests...

aka...

PEACE LE FORK OUT
Johnnie L. Cochran, JR

i hear OJ's gonna pin the murder on JC

Rocktober 2, 1937 – March 29, 2005

I have nothing more to say cept that I often referred to him as Johnny Cockring, and I have no idea how this could possibly be an advertisement:

is this a film version of that puerto rico parade gone awry from years back?

If Johnnie were here, maybe he'd saying something lyrical like, "If the glove don't fit, then grab her tit."