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Monday, May 2

Coachella '05
Day 2

Once again from our desert correspondent My Man Marvkus...

The second night's over
I stink and I'm tired
The goth messiah made girls panties wet
When he sang and perspired

Kasabian was cool
New order brought us out of a rut
Obvs we didn't waste our time
With stupid Skabba the Hut

I'll remember Bloc Party
Churros and corn were the answers
But nothing more memorable than getting stuck in a mosh pit
With a bunch of crazy goths and slam dancers

Coachella '05
I'll be back in '06
To eat corn, listen to bands
And check out cute indie chicks

Gaws bless MMMarv! Since I'm on the every other year plan, I'll see you there next year. No fear. Hopefully the music will be more queer. Cheers!

...Additional reporting by Walter Cronkite


# Coachella '05
Day 2