• Look, I love all of the people involved, but is asking Bloggers for advice on sex the right way to go? I mean these people insert more CD-Rs into computers than salamis into hairy jungles. Call me jealous and tickle me
pink, but
Nerve, when you need advice on masturbation, promise u'll give me a buzz?
•
Coachella set times are posted. Note to those going: The Fiery Furnaces are playing outdoors and not in a smelly tent so you have no eggscuse snot to peep them and their lovely lovelyness.
• I wonder what Dawson and Pacey think
of this???#@?! Well, the peep-holes
hath spoken.
•
LOHAN ACCUSED OF SURGICALLY ENHANCING LIPS• Lettuce all pray (you too womensz) that Alba changes her stance about nudity when
Sin City 2 & 3 get going.
• Ricky G's
Extras has been picked up stateside
by The BO! [via
Zeit]
•
Steve Hartman's yard sale• Anyone else miss '
the early days of Paige Six: posting smutty pictures'?
• Free passes in various cities for
Cinderella Man• Gov'mint trying again with
the dollar coin. Boo-urns to that! At least they realized that no one wants a woman on our coins. Sorry bizatches, but tits true!!
• Bid on Lunch with
Paul Simon and Chevy Chase at Gramercy Tavern. And maybe you can call them (p)Al. [via
The Gum]
• Ladies of
Star Trek [via
Gorilla Masq]
•
The Big Easel• Louis Armstrong's
'Oops, I Did It Again' [via Itz Richy]
•
Zoo Wants Chimp To Stop Smoking• Bestest Coz quote of '05: "
Yooooooouuuu seeeeee, me Dizzzzeee think that this is a flazzication of numerous tumorous flizzumations! And your association with the assassination of Haitian nations is both bozzle worthy and flozzum and jetsum like George Jetson!!! Theoooooo!!!"
• Some
People juss have no taste. Julia Oral Roberts as yer cover girl? What the fork has she dunn all year? Spankfully not act in movies. MONA LISA SNOREZZzzz!! Wellie, they at least gots some of dem right, but here's my list of the Top 50 Mos Hottiestest People (in pardickular order):
Jude Law,
Peabs & Coz,
Mandy & Dinty Moore,
Alba,
Falkor & his sister Mischa,
Joe Gibbs,
Gabrielle Union,
Clive Owen,
Uncle Ben,
Miranda Otto,
Ziyi Zhang Ziyi,
Wink Martindale,
Rachael Ray,
Charlton Heston,
Jane Jetson,
Tom Welling,
Lukas Haas,
Brande Roderick,
Diego Luna,
John Stossel's mustache, my mum & dad,
Camilla Belle,
Pat O'Brien,
Monica Blue-cheese [NSFW],
Eleanor and Matt Friedberger (the real FFs),
Keira 'I spank of u' Knightley,
Martin Freeman,
Natalie Portwoman,
Brad from 'Hey Dude',
Peter/Liam/Noel Gallagher's eyebrows (all count as one person),
Marcia Cross,
Numa Numa dude,
Mayor McCheese,
Judge Reinhold,
Devon 'The Owl' Aoki,
Ignatius J. Reilly,
Kate Boosworth & Orlando Boo,
Tippi Hedren,
the Utz girl,
Neil Diamond,
the Kid,
Jessica Fletcher,
Eric Thomann, that foxy
Maid Marion from Disney's Robin Hood, and duhvs course, yer Royalistic King & Queen of Thighland...
[more pics here]BONUS:
New Order doing 'Love Will Tear Us Apart' on Kimmel las noche!!! [via
UltraHOTNESS]
