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Wednesday, June 8

A Piece of The Heir Pie

PEACE THE FCUK OUT
MANDY MOORE?!?!?$@!
• Well I guess we can cross her off the list of potential heirs to the throne! That leaves Mischa & Harley Quinn in a dead heat for Thighdom. But don't worry hun, I won't ever forget dem BUNS! [last via UMC]


• But how could I forget about Alba, and all these HOT pics?

Spice Girls AXED from Live 8? Make up yer minds already. I've haven't seen this much back and forth since I peeped that above Moore's buns thing link!

• Is that Paris showing us her teets, or is it someone that looks like Paris? Either way, someone's showing us their teets!! [NSFW via Made of Brawnstein]

• D-lode FOUR new Archdukes (Franz Ferdie) tunes (live/demo versions) at FF.org [via XFM]

Three more acts added to the Siren Fest. Arcade Fire still a possib. Indigestion is a definite.

Ms Mod points in the direction of a handy list of all of NYC's free summer shows!

Seu Jorge, of Zissou and Knockout Ned fame, is playing at SOBs this Monday. I'll only go if he plays those Bowie covers that he makes up the lyrics to! [via Aeki Thursday]

• RetroBest interviews ultra-80s hottie Cindy Morgan. I didn't realize she was in both Caddyshack AND Tron. Even in blue, she gives me blue balls.

Jewsrock.org

• Peep elemtary school pics of sex offender and all around creepy-arsed looking guy Brian Peppers [via DataTwat?]

Mag Bastard returns from Rip Van Winkleville

Productshop NYC gets a new logo and apparently decides to add a space 'tween the Product & the shop

Warhol's Time Capsule 21

• NYCers, free screening passes to something that looks hot and something that has Huckabees squares on their poster.

Celebrities LOVE Table Tennis. Even MR ED!!


[via Metafilter]

TONS of commercial greatness + The Freaky Universe of McDonald's Commercials [via VanMegaMan & Double Veeski]

• Whilst wasting time in boring Raleigh, NC last tweakend, me & my man Marvkus watched the 2nd most relaxing thing EVER to air on PBS, sides Bobby Ross and his OG Phil Spector hair: Alone In the Wilderness

Mother Indicted for Hiring Stripper for Son's Birthday Party [via Guns n' Rosenthal]

F-Dubya, the license plate [via Zach de la Roachclippers]

Which one is not wearing pants?

• More people should rock glassies like this dude [via Jakey G]

Vader on Wheel of Fortune, from the You're The Man Now Dogtown and ruleZZZ Boys [CLICK NOW OR DIE]

• By the time I finished this post, her current Royal Thighness found out about the possib BLY a tea of being replaced, rounded up her Hollyweird pals, decapitated yer dear Thigh Mizzle, and served me up Peter DeLuise!


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