Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Tuesday, September 27

From Buy, Buy
To Bye, Bye

Spank the lord
and Barry Diller
cause
JEEVES
of AskJeeves.lame fame
is more done than the Green Bay Packers

1997 - 2005

Sadly, this won't put an end to the poop searches that Ask.com gives us peoples. Tits been ages since I've used their search engine, but there's a good reason for that. For ever time I would ASK Jeevies anything, all he'd came back with was a giant list of things to buy. One time I asked him 'how to cure cancer' and he literally wanted to sell me cancer. What a jerk. Yer more stuffy and overrated than Gosford Park. Good riddance! Interesting in the history of AskJ? Click me

• Note to HBO: I love nipples, but PLEASE stop showing Niobe's EVERY week during in the 'Previously on Rome' bit. And the nips in question aren't even actress Indira Varma's. Peep the NSFWness and decide for yoself

Spike Lee + Ali G = one reason to watch anything NBA-related

• Someone was married to Kathy Griffin?

• I thought only Disney did direct-to-DVD crappy sequels? Although I am intrigued at the prospect of 16 Seconds, the sequel to Luke Perry's 8 Seconds

• Best of luck to Phil Olsen, the self-appointed captain of Team USA, who'll be gettin very hairy this weekend at The World Beard and Moustache Championships

Related: Whiskers of Note Conceal Man of Note

• Hopefully Boondock II: All Saints Day will beget Overnight II: Even More of a Jackass

Alexa Vega, not so little and big anymore

• Tickets for the Gorillaz' 5 night Manchester shabang a lang go on sale Monday thru UK's Ticketbastard [via XFM]

• Free screenings galore for Domino AND The Fog

Sri Lanka's election chief has voted since 1963

Top Ten Female Streakers [NSFWness via Double Vikes]

Christian Mime Ministry [via MoH]

• And I don't care if they are married or not, cause this is STILL one of the most uncomfortable pictures ever...