J-Rice
Bids the busted a$$ Broncos
and the NFL
A long overdue
Adieu-doo-doo
boo-hoo!
Plain vanilla and pimple simple, he was the greatest WR to ever play the game (although my boy
Art Monk is still #1 in my heart). He holds 38 NFL records, appeared in
Necessary Roughness, and never seemed to age. Back in the day, he was probably a Fantasy Fooball dynamo, but for the last few years, he was juss another dude who hung out on yer bench alongside such trash as James Thrash, Nick Goings, and Neil Rackers. Sad shiz, but ya gotta give the fella credit for never quitting. You will be missed Jerry.
• Related:
Why is Rice-A-Roni called "The San Francisco Treat"?• Word has it that Rachael Ray in engaged. No links could be found to support this, but I bet the couple's honeymoon days will have a food budget of $40.
• What's up with all the pointless f#&king scenes on Ep 2 of
Rome? Bring back the unshaved heaven of Ep 1!!! Pe es- if you didn't know, the dude who plays
Lucius Vorenus, played
Tommy in Trainspotting. I felt so bad for Tommy Boy cause Rents stole his homemade porno flick which in turn got him dumped which in turn got him hooked on smack which in turn got him some AIDS which in turn got him six feet fumunda my nuts to the grave. Btw, Lucius will appear alongside my man main Rhys Ifans in
the new Silence of the Lambs prequel that isn't
Manhunter or
Red Dragon, which I almost forgot ever eggsisted.
• What's up wit dat season finale of
Entourage? Could things be tied up any more perfectly? Maybe they should have put a big red ribbon and bow on the closing credits. We the nia peoples demand cliffhangers, like Saigon capping Turtle or Drama getting the role of Aquaman in a rival film directed by Brett Ratner or E being exposed as Huey, Dewey, and Louie's long last brother. Seriously, he's a duck.
• This is
Craig of
The List.org fame
•
Brown poo-poos a Second Coming
• Could
the next Bond be a bit
Turkish?
• The Kid Stays Out of the Picture starring
Charly Church's Pa• Looking to stalk Lohag The Wurstest The I?
Here's yer 1st clue. Now go getum gumshoes!
• Looking for a snap of Lohag The Wurstest The I snogging Trashee Simpleton?
Here's yer 1st link. Now go get lost you cumrags!
• Looking for some lez ghetro clothing to match yer
Agassi Air Tech Challenge IIs?
Here's yer French open invitation. Now go game set matchum you Michael Chang-Gang-Bangers and mashers!
• Definition of miscasting:
Frodo as Iggy [via
Pinky]
• It's
1995 all over again as Damon Albarn and (different) co beats out The Brothers Eyebrows to the
top slot of the UK singles charts.
•
Norman Chad chooses his 2005 team of destiny. Pay the man Shirley.
• Shea Stadium should grace the bottom of
every list [via
Poon Tang Clan]
•
Melinda Clarke scares me• Live in Boston and live for Kubrick?
Yer in luck•
Tore My Anus covers 'Karma Police'• The world's wurstest tATu parody of all thymes and Randy Hymes can be found
here [audio]
•
Jayne Mansfield - A Mountain of a Woman (x72)•
Fiddler's three word title on his latest post is more genius than
Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius• Easiest way to get to A to Zed in NYC (and now Boston and DC in Beta versions):
HopStop.com• Can someone lend me 2+ grand so I can mcnabb
a Bob Ross original?
• Watch 8 eps of the
Cpt Lou Albano TV vehicle Super Mario Bros + other gunk [via I Can't Do That Dave Bowman]
•
Hitachi Animated Craponastick: the official end of 'bling' [via Crusiespanko]
• But that's almost passable compared to this dreadful
Sugar Rayish white guy rapping about buying the world a Coke. I wish I could hire
Mr Freeze and make this guy chill the fork out! Where's
Jack White's ditty to save us from rehash hell?
• And whilst we on the tropic of Coke ads... a swhile back we made public love to
Nicole 'Sid' Vicius after peeping Last Days (very bottom), and someone spunkfully noted in les comments section that Ms Vicius is in fact the
Rollergirl of the'Starry Eyed Surprise' ad. Hopefully her career won't take the path of
Rollergirl #1 [NSFW]... unless of course it includes gettin nekkid in every 3rd movie. Man, I think I'm seeing stars... and
more snaps of Heather Graham's b-day suit [NSFW pt II]!!
