Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Monday, October 3

Cock Tales, Coattails,
and Ben 'Winter' Coates

Whilst some had
the BREASTest week mt everest


Others had the longest
yard stick in their pants
weekend known to man

including, but not limited to, such hotness as...

Running into the bossman
who looks kinda like
Jeremy Irons
with peppered hair

that sent me into
(f)unemployment

Riding Trent's coattails
and
eating him out
eating out
@ McHale's

which is peacing the fork out
January 1st, 2006

Taking in the overrateness
and awful teenage
sideburnededness
of
A History of Violence

[review 4th cummin]

Munching on Cousin Dan's
muffalicious muffalettas
(not to be confused with
yer mother's tatas
or
Joe E Tata)
and den
pub crawling our way
into the biggest collection
of Spartans fans east of East Lansing

Sipping on Capri Suns
[check out THIS CS purse!]
while watching things that are
as boring as Beck's Sea Change


like MEN HITTING EACH OTHER!
(secretly gay thing that
all men like, cept me)

Watching del Skins go
3-0


in an decade devoid of
Joe Jacoby Theatervision commercials



And finished it all off
in Coney Island with

Nathan's
bacon cheese
diarrhea
in a box


And rawkin out to Beck
despite the fact that
his peeps be
hawkin stress tests
and his mysterious favorin' of
Snooze Change
over
Bestations



So who's ready to have the breastest week ever,
rosh the casbah,
and party like it's
5766
????

GWBushwick?


# Cock Tales, Coattails,
and Ben 'Winter' Coates