No poems for yer b-day this year luv, juss a vote of confidence for the one ticket I'd love get behind and throw my weight into. And by weight, I mean my 15 lb cockasarus that I like to call Thighrassic Park
• Peep
the trailer for
Lady In The Water, M Night Shamalamadingdong's latest snoozealammadingdong. My guess on the twist: Pig Vomit's is about to marry a mermaid, until his best friend
Lowell reveals that the merbizatch doesn't really eggsist, but are actually
Sea Monkeys from HELL!! Mr Vomit then drinks a lot of Merlot and steals money from his mom and eats until he cries and some real woman sympathy bangs him. Regardless, the Vomit will still be Oscar nom-less.
•
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz• You may still not know yer
Peter Sarsgaards from yer
Stellan Skarsgårds, but either way, you've never heard nuttin til you've heard
Stellan's Swedish ditty, 'Bombi Bitt' • Who knew that one Killer album could land ya
a box set. Get it while the fuss is hot kids, cause album #2 is gonna be more like Cold Fussion
•
The real reason the Jackson 5 were going back to Indiana
• Cause I never want t-giving to end:
Did the Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock because they ran out of beer?•
The Dad Saddle [via the Roachclip]
• I have only one word for the year anniversary of
Nancy Zerg's dethroning of Ken Jennings:
paper. Add one more set of papers if
Goodfellas'
Jimmy Two Times [audio] is involved.
• And after eons of referencing the effin man (J2T), yet not being able to produce a single snap of him, I have decided for the good of the internets to break several copyright laws and giveth you what you all rightly deserve...
Lettuce juss hope the Brothers Warner don't send a lawyer to my apt with the papers, the papers
# 23 Skidoo Me
In The Morning
