Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Friday, April 28

Whisky A Go-Go
Gadget Gospel
of Jadakississippi










The OC's been kinda John Kerryish this season, but lass nite's prom hepisode, despite the fact that none of the males wore a tux (to their f@*@ing prom!, how f@*0ing low b@dg3t is th#@ shit?), was OFF the rizla fizz wizzies quizz whizzers!! But wanna know who hasn't skipped a beat and has simply been OFF the rigatoni zamboni sambora bora bora torah tazz flazzers? Yep, Michael Nouri, ak-47-a, Dr Roberts (yep, the same one the Beatles wrote a song about [d]), Summer's dad, Julie's husband f#$k of the month, and Mischa's stepfather. YUM. But not as YUM as Mr smoothe muthersticker himself, MNo...


Neill, Sam Neill. ¿thaW

Lily Allen, HUGE in the land of milk & honey!

#31 & #35? If 'best' is 'breast', then is 'wurst', 'wbreast'?

Tori Amos, my HS's Homecoming Queen back in the day, and your live mp3 site to-day

Awful, but yer still gonna click anywayz: RateMyTurban.com

& seems like others are also good at this photochop thing...


[dinty moore]

GO TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL!
Me, starting Sunday, for slevin days straight, see 14 movies, and hopefully spews as many reviews, from yer favorite jew that isn't matisyahu

My eyes may hexplode. And if they do, you now know why there may not be any postings next week, or why it may be in braille!

and oh, if you happen to be in LA today, good news, like Jason Mewes paying his dues


Added EGGSclusive BONUS:
'What Goes Around'
Coke ad
by the White Stripes
[vid | & now in mp3!!]