Troop Beverly Hiller and flossibly future HRT longshot, Jenny Lewis is da Jewish (and apparently Jack Black is too), and she once was lucky enuff to be photographed with the kid from Charles In Charge
There's only one place big enuff to hold the first annual Parents' Day (the Master's family's brand spankin new holiday that combines Ma AND Pa Day... take that HALLMARK!) crab feast with the option for OTB madness: Urbana MD's
Cracked Claw. And if yer not feeling crabby, I thighly recommend the fried chicken. Some might say that it rivals that of
Gus's of Memphis of Tennesseeessee
There is no longer anyone on earth named
Ironhead HeywardBrickhouse Brotherinlaw Made of Braunstein is currently the 34th bestest
eater in the WORLD. I'm 51st, or something
Happarently bowling alleys are the latest craze for Bar Mitzvah parties. But do they still play 'We Are Family' and 'Celebration'?
Before Brian Burton was
DJ Danger Mouse, aka the Messiah, he was Pelican City, and you can here some of that werk
hearRFK used to be heaven. Now it's like the dirtiest stripper pole at the Gaza Strip Club. I hope the Nats never leave
Spanks to
Comedy Central's uncensored broadcast thingie, I have come to realize that
Coming To America is not only one of the finest American comedies of the past 20 years, but also the mos underrated romantic comedy since underrated comedies were invented by Thomas Edison. I mean, it was
NOMINATED for 2 ACADEMY AWARDS (costumes and make-up, DUHVS!) AND had the one of del single greatestist in-jokes/cameoes mt EVERest, featuring the Duke brothers,
Randolph & Mortimer. And Arsenio was hella bestest. What the fork happened to him? He was once on top of the werld, and ended up living on a couch, calling everyone collect. He needs a new agent or a new set of thighs cause he's a diamond in the ruff ready to be reshined like what happened to John Travolta, cept it's time for JTrav to go away again cause his head's too big, not in an egotistical way, but like a fat head kinda way. Anycheezitz, czech out some luminaries who appeared on AHall's show:
Radiohead,
MC Hammer,
Madonna & Anthony Kedis,
Young MC,
Johnny Depp and Tim Buton,
Paula Abdul, and
plenty mo where that spank from
If you take only one NYC<-->DC $40 round-trip Hasidic bus service, make it
Vamoose. They so Kosher, they don't even roll on Shabbos
My boy Joey Tata (not
the one yer thinkin of) hates Aruba. Maybe it's cause of the missing girl, but I think he's still bitter about Sidney Ponson leaving the O's, or the fact that I'm going there in less than 3 weeks
Mountain Dew remains the finest soda in the fountain format
The GeeBees are as
sick of 'Crazy' as
Crazy Eddie is sick
Real blunt smokers don't use Phillys anymo, the use
Blunt Wraps... er, um, uh, ah, eh, em, or so I'm told!
Jack White's current band derived it's name from
Mike Wallace's werds. Hopefully scientisitsas will derive something from his hair
The new
Spin magazine is a lot like the old
Q magazine. I should juss shut up and be happy about dat, hispecially since
Ultralustiness hath returned, but I wish the new
Q was more like the old, and that
Rolling Stone Snoozerag called it a day, or at least for
Peter Travers did, who knows less about movies than
David Brenner knows about comedy
Easiest time to get a table at
Houston's is as soon as they open. And even though they aren't on the menu, try and ask if they serve their succulent chicken fingers. They on a secret menu that rivals In-N-Out's, although their secret menu is the lamest thing I've ever heard of and anyone who knows anything about inhaling hamburgers still knows
Fatburger is still king, still. So who wants to
drive me to Nyack or Jersey Cit?
Brutalism is the coolio-ist monikered movement about ugly buildings of balls thyme
Donnie Darko may be
pluggin Luke & Leia's mum... so if they ever breed, will a robot blurp during birth, '
Ooooba, oooba, it's a BOY!'
Sony® h.ear Sports Headphones are probsbillys the best 999 pennies one can spend at Radio Shack
The home of my mos flavorite pesto-sauced Italian cold cut,
Vignola's, is bosed for cusiness
Why we say
'pair of pants'Lily Allen (the newly added
T In The Parker) sweats as much as me...
or at least as much as fat people do wheneth they rockin out with Richard Simmons (but not a
robotic one)
and
Moaning Season can never cum soon enuff