Guess who rides my face and will soon be the face of Vera Wang? No, not Jazil, but said person, spank the lordidly, juss got a release date (8/25) for her Elisha Cuthsplurt über-hotslutness-fest, aka The Quiet. I advise anyone in the NYC area to not go and see it opening weekend as I will be buying every ticket and dropping my pants from scene one til kingdom cum
[mora]Lucas wants
Connery back for Indy 4I want Lucas gone for
4 EverThey named the dog Indiana
I went to Indiana
Sometimes I wish I was
both gay and famous. Cause
cock slurpin or not, every XYer love boobies
Apparently
Marvel wasn't so amused by Ang Lee's climax featuring Nick Notle as
super-electro-blah-blah man either
The
Kubrick screenings galore at Queens'
MOMI are nice and all, but who's coming with me later this year to
Ghent, Belgium for the world touring
SK eggzibit?
Or how bout to London to see
Jennifer Ellison's boobs as
Roxie Tart in Chicago? Yes, she can sing, or at least she's been known to, as her song
'I Don't Care' [
d |
WMvid] kinda proves. But who needs to hear when all one needs to do is leer (and I aint talkin about 'reading' in Spanish. yo, and I aint talkin about 'I' either, yo!) At least she isn't traipsing around town, dressed up as a boy wizard...
[mora]oops
What do David Bowie, Orlando Boo, Coldgayer Chris Martin, the real Harry Potter, Gandolf,
Mrs Peel, and Stephen Fry all have in common? They is the latest fantabulous folks to enlist in
Ricky G's follow-up failure to
the Office,
Extras. Someone let me know when season two airs so I can cancel my HBO subscript
Rumor has it that if you
beat the fork outta Dakota Fanning she'll sing and dance like Elvis
Someone call
Father Dowling or even
the Coz cause wees got many
Mike Skinner girl mysteries abound. I mean, who doesn't wanna know who the 'When You Wasn't Famous' girl is, or whomever Mrs 'Fit But You Know It' is be, since Mr St recently denied that
Rachel Stevens waz the
fittest who knew about itZiyi Zhang to make
wangs pang in
a live action Mulan?
Why are rock fans so stupid?
GN'R UK Edition!Zach Braff to get Mandy Moore all
bombed and stoned, and shit
'Mr. T is a good dude' [Alan J Pakula Shaker]
Carrie Porter loves to take advantage of
tools and
heads of radiosWelcome to
Lily Allen (+ other musical fun)
Central'Friday Night' [
d]
'Friend of Mine' [
d]
[LA-HerSpace | MetroDis]The return of Weird Al, bluntly
Flux Capacitor's got 2 tracks from
Fiery Furnace brother Matt's solo stazz. I've heard enuff to say that he should dump his sister on the side of the road, or wherever tits con-veen-yant for
Alex K to pick her and her boots up
More
Paris Hilton songs leak, luckily not complete versions. Is this a modern day
Hanoi Hilton torture center? If so,
John McCain and meself would like an early check out please
The coolest sdtrk no one's ever heard of:
All This and World War II, featuring Beatles covers by Peter Gabriel, Elton John, Rod Stewart, Keith Moon, and many mandy more. Be sure to try the
Frank Valli 'Day In A Life' mp3 on for
size thighs
I've given up and given in to blog cent-say-shun
Beirut. One twirl of 'Mount Wroclai (Idle Days)' [
d] and you will be too
Enjoy the silence... er,
or not!
Tell me you already discovered
Party Ben's latest mash-up gem
'Death Cab for Maddy'And cause everyone loves mash-ups, or
mashed potatoes if yer Sir Paul McSmartie [
RetroSlice], here are two I've been Jaziling all over myself, spanks to
P-Blister, which should be a daily visit for anyone with a thIghpod
Nicky T's 'Crazy Wish' [
d]
Lenlow's 'To The Taxmobile' [
d]
I think I'll pass on the
'80s Puma Pedometers and try my hard-on-est to find these '90s
Apple Logo shoes given out to employees only
[A Tribe Called Viking Quest]The 1st Annual Scolari AwardsWhere is Podunk?My Pet DMVMan steals 60 Blockbuster video games - in his pants [
Hackerzz]
Jerry Lewis doing his bestest
JFK sucking glass imitationGarindan or Gonzo?Picture Of The DayCivil war may break out one day in Michigan over who has
the WORLD's largest cherry piethe breatest
Phriday Photochop that I could never ever create
At least you're not this guy...And while we ready ourselves for USA's first World Cup contest at 11:55am EST, feast yer thighs on the mos perspiring
lower third boob showingist Brittie,
Keeley Hazell (makes my) nutz (hexplode)
[mora where u came from]
