Alex, I'll take Pop Tarts & Ye Olde Boobies for $200
Lily Allen's 'Smile'
Shiz is more basic than the movie Basic. Wad up wit dat Sophie Muller? Savin all yer good vid ideas for Garbage, or perhaps for Shakespear's Sister's 4th album that no one's waiting for, cept maybe Shakespear's Sister's mothers? Could someone please pass Lil-Al Gondry's phone #, or at least pa$$ dat shit over here. I think if him, myself, Peabs, and Charlie Kaufdrops were to collaborate, the world would go blind from the resulting amazingnessness!!
Paris Hilton's 'Stars Are Blind'
First she rapes the vocal chords of Gweni Stefan, and now she shits on the grave of Herb Ritts, who directed Chris Isaak's totally JOable 'Wicked Game' vid. STROKE THAT PALM TREE, BABY!!
can u say breastest music vid a(sh)long side Madonna's 'Vogue'?
I'm sorry, what was I saying? I got hypnothighzed by this operation overload of B&W yammy yam yams!! Juss remember kids, beatin yer meat at yer computer is so 1997, AND the bird is the werd, yo!
THIS JUST IN: we found a short clip of Paris Hilton covering Gnarls Barkley's 'Crazy' [d] with a very very special guest star, who awhiles ago lent his pipes to the greatesteist medley of balls thyme [d], with a lil help from myself and Tom Wellington: the greatest living actor. AHH YEAH DAWG!!!
