Dude: Starls Barkley!!
No man is an island: and no woman is as fine as SB Cohen's fiancée
Isla Fisher
all the above + Borat and much mo when the pointless
MTV Movie Awards airs (taped) this Thursday
Ass promised:
Lily Allen's cover of the Kaiser Chiefs'
'Oh My Gawd' [
d]
Joining
Tom Carvel in that peace the fork out pie in the sky:
Mr Mister SofteeEdgar Stiles will never go outta style: the EGGSclusive promo to his
Life's A Pizza flick AND a soon to be
dad AND husband (wait, are they both preggers?)!!
Battle of the funny commmmmences this fall between the
Borat movie and:
Jackass: Number Two [
For Hires Root Beer]
More irony than reading T-K Stack Money's
Pumping Irony
while ironing a box of
Total cereal:
Jeffery Maier joining the Orioles?
Brothers gonna work it out: the Weinsteins in talks to take on
Gorillaz movie. Don't be sirprized if their muse
Gwyny pops up in there somewhere
Decline of Western Civilization Part MIXLIX:
Video games push for Olympic recognition [Marwanicur]
Oh, so that's what that is: Sometimes I'm a bit behind on things. This go around I owe it to the fact that I rarely watch the
Grammy's Lame-y's or listen to anything by Linkin Park (ok, anything besides 'The End' [
d]). But I may have changed my
tune as my ears have been glued to dat Jay-Z/Linkin Park mash-up
'Numb/Encore' [
d |
WMvid] ever since I fingered out dat dat is the song featured on dem
Miami Vice trailers.
Jan Hammer [
d] who? Btw, I'm totally jazzed for this flick. I think it has mad po-tense-hole, hispecially with
CH on board, who'll also be seen in
Noah Baumbach's 2007 jointCorky's #1 Fan:
Mischa Barton's mumAnd cause you probably didn't click on that Corky link above:
Life Goes On's
Chris Burke has a band, and yes,
they're touring. And yes, I have already marked 9/17 on my calendar. And yes, I'm not joking cause
CORKY RULESS!!!
Sarah McLachlan's music saves lives: see
Darryl 'DMC' McDaniels' for proof. The two even dueted on DMC's 'Cats In The Cradle' remake 'Just Like Me' [
vid]
Dry your sweat, mate:
Mike Skinner, aka the world's effin greatest artist that's a year younger than me, signs up for
the NY MarathonIs it football season yet?: No, but it's almos
futbol season!! And if yer an American rooting for some other country, go eat
Hedwig's dick and die die die! You Talibanistical jerknuts!!
[Muse of Hoax]More shocking than Jeremy Shockey: Methinks I have unraveled the 'inspiration' for the
American Idol theme song [
d]. Listen to it 1st, and then listen to the guitar and crowd cheering at around 1:26 on the
Utah Saint's 'Something Good' [
d], featuring Kate Bush. Hmm, guess nothing about that show is original
Page still sexier than Ellen:
3 [NSFW]
The 'IT' Boy: Gregory Itzin/
President Logan and his
EPIC 24 poem (a muss click for ANY
24 fan)
Future yumscrubber:
Camilla Belle Jr?
A reason to go all 88mph and shit again: the sorta rebirth of the
DeLorean Motor Company! For even more DeLorean love, visit
Tamir's pre-shmear site!
Hold yer horses & hormones: '
Lesley Ann Warren takes HRT'
Can't decide what to stare at more:
Christina Ricci's
boobs or mouse earsBruce Wayne waxed:
Jill St John?
Insert middle-school Asian kid joke here:
The Nerd Watch MuseumWhere to fill yer
Rated Rookie jones’n:
The Baseball Card BlogCecil is dope: Who invented tampons
? & Is some candy coated with beetle juice
? & Why do you always see just one shoe by the side of the road
?Why bother with TV's summer line-(d)u(m)p when there's:
TV In JapanKing
Henry
Died
Monday
Drinking
Chocolate
Milk:
English 'Johnny' mnemonicsYes it does:
BluRaySucks.comLOL name that a PR firm mistakenly thought yers drooly went by when they contacted me:
John StosseledSpanking of those who stoss-ss-ss-le:
Famous People Who Stutter, and where sum of dem found
help, like Darth Vader and Xander
Somewhere Darwin's smiling at this way for the fit ladies to survive:
How to Make a Plastic Bag Bra The Thigh Master's latest non-endorsements:
Lies Wide Shut & the
Thigh Master [kindaish NSFW?]
I no that known of you click the links that hide beneath the
Photochop Phryday mastercheeses, so:
Rate My Poo [NSFW]
STOP THE PEREZES:
PARIS HILTON SONG LEAKED (and for a shitty lil pop numba, it's really not THAT bad, and I even kinda dig the
Wendy Carlosish
Clockwork Orangeee opening), and...
and who gives a flyin fjord who wins and who loses in women's tennis, juss as long as the hotties keep sproutin up. Say hello to my new lil Slovakian friend whom I'd love to slowfcukin'in all night shlong,
Daniela Hantuchova
+ meat my new hero: a
San Franciscan boy has until Friday to raise 7k+ in order to land a date with
chavilicious
Lady Sov, who
recently agreed to take part in this geniusessness of internetsing, but if and only if all the money is raised and spent like
so
Lady Sovereign - 'Cha Ching' (cheque 1-2 remix) [
d]
