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Tuesday, August 29

Floats That
Ryan Moats
My Boats

the 5th floor of the Whitney

which is currently filled wit nuttin but Hopper
the 2nd greatistest artist of balls thyme

Orbit's Sweet Mint & Lemon Lime flavahs


which basically ends any chance of me trying
Fruit Stripe Gum again

the Ziegfeld's month shlong

bestness festness

Fiery Furnisher
Matthew Friedberger's
solo double disc delight
that's 1/2 brills
and 1/2 nil of brill

'Up The River' [d]

totally childish
totally gay

drinking glasses from eBay
for my new pad

TV's Invasion on DVD

for those who never got their
William Fitchner ninehead fix
or JOed to the JOingedness
of Kari Matchett

Vanilla Frosties from Wendy's

dat make up for not having a
Steak 'n Shake nearby

Jack's 99 Cent Store

for all yer ghetto needs
like Christ figurines
and bootleg treats

& although I don't own these
u all should donate a dollar each
so I cans

adidas TRON shoes!!!!!!!
(& don't sleep on the
Kermit, Ms Piggy, Mr Happy, & Betty Boop kicks either!)

dem kicks be so sweet that
Tom Wellington provided us
with this hot-arsed
midweek Photochop


werd to yer Mon Mothma and the many Bothan spies who died to bring us the above information


# Floats That
Ryan Moats
My Boats