you know there's something deeply wrong with our free society when
Snakes On A Plane out
buzzez the underbuzzedlessnessness of
Chicks That Kick [
sexy Holly Valance clip +
pics]
verdict on
Kornheiser's pre-season MNF debut: Zzzzzzzzz
verdict on
Entourage's use of
Lily Allen's 'Knock Em Out': (Pa-lea)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(e)!
verdict on Kevin Smith's sub-thumbing for ailin Ebert: sirprizzzzzzzzingly not awful, although he did
recommend a DVD featuring himself talking about how awful he is
verdict on
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's interview con Mike Wallace: dude may be krazy, but dude has great taste in jackets
Samaire Armstrong turns to
plan B, which should never be confused with
Jennitt's prod co or
Di Kea's poo fest the Donald to
Ivanka:
ride the Thighmaster's jockmo Hof than a
Hofnads family reunion at the
Hofbräuhaus Helvetica: THE MOVIE!! Hopefully this will open the door for
Blippo's thumcredible life story that's currently being shopped around Hollywurst
toss up on what's more
beerlarious:
Perez Hilton's mini-cat fight with Tara Reid or being clued in on where to buy his threadsspleaking of
Police Squad, anyone else out dare remember the show that followed it's re-airing on CBS in the summer of the '91,
Morton and Hayes, aka Rob Reiner's valentine to B&W ye olde comedians, starring Kevin Pollak? If anyone finds a snap from the show, I'll braid yer
grundle hair for below market price
ABC's Dancing With The Stars finally fingers out how to mcnabbs my attention:
Mario Lopez, Joey Lawrence, Vivica A. Fox, Harry Hamlin, Willa Ford, Jerry Springer, Emmitt Smith AND
Tucker Carlson,
who's scared of dancing, and neckties!!
I mean, c'mon, even
Gigi Stone won't eat herself [
Brad Foreskin]
The Kennedy Girls [NSFW]
memo to
Michael Scott: not only do black people love pizza, but so do
Jews!
creeping of Jews, I've always dreamt of having my ketchup labeled '
Blood of Christian Children' and
NOW I have to dreamt no mo!!
How do Chinese parents name their children?Where did fortune cookies come from and are they really Chinese?obvscure movie sdtrks for d-lode [Wooly Wolcott]
frynally, someone found
a use for Google maps [Marwanicured Hams]
The Mystery Man Behind The Magic Bulletpictures you can't take anymoreTall, Slim, & Erect, and for once, I'm not talking about yer mum's
asparagus odor emitting
peniskid in a tumble dryerthe rare Pringles Man stigmataI just wanted to tell you... [
NSFW]
and in
redonkey spunk side boob news... try not to get blinded by the (head) lights,
1nce again